The Stogie Guys

In our ongoing effort to make StogieGuys.com as entertaining and reader-friendly as possible, each Friday we’ll post a sampler of quick cigar news and stogie-related snippets to tide you over for the weekend. We call ‘em Friday Samplers. Enjoy.

1) The State of New Jersey fined the owner of a Roxbury go-go/cigar bar $35,000 this week for violating the Garden State’s ban on smoking in bars and restaurants. Usually fines of this nature are reserved for serious offenses where there are clear-cut victims. But who are the victims in this case? The bar patrons who chose to smoke? The employees who have jobs selling cigars and catering to smokers?

2) Back in June we told you about this deal from Thompson where you get 8 cigars for ten bucks. At this point we’ve reviewed four of the eight cigars included in the deal (the latest was this week’s review of the Toraño Exodus Silver) and they’ve averaged a very impressive four out of five stogies. Order yours by clicking the picture below:

3) Our readers may be interested to learn more about Signature Stogies, a company that will engrave logos, names, or anything else onto a cigar. The process uses – you guessed it – lasers to remove dark pigments from tobacco leaves. Rest assured, the company claims cigars are not harmed or altered in any way.

4) In another sad example of the dangerous effects of government-imposed smoking bans, Mecca Bingo – Britain’s largest bingo chain – recently announced it will be laying off 200 employees. The company’s profits sank 20 percent after Scotland outlawed lighting up in March.

–The Stogie Guys

Election Day is right around the corner and now, more than ever, your right to light up a cigar may be at stake when you cast your ballot.

The Tobacco Merchants Association and Retail Tobacco Dealers of America have identified 14 tobacco-related ballot initiatives (pdf) and over 40 proposed bills that may affect where you smoke, what you smoke, and how much your smoke costs.

We highly recommend (1) reading up on the initiatives and (2) calling the candidates to find out where they stand on laws that would diminish smokers’ rights. If you are not voting for a candidate because of their position on such laws, then you should let them know it was their anti-smoker position that turned you off. Politicians need to know that many people are making decisions about who to vote for based on candidates’ positions on smoking issues.

Finally, since the two biggest issues facing Stogie Guys this election are smoking bans and tobacco taxes, here are our positions on these important issues:

Smoking Bans

Health Nazis tell us that smoking bans are necessary to protect people from the dangers of tobacco smoke, both first- and second-hand, but the truth is everyone – employees, patrons, and owners – has a choice about being exposed to smoke. If people truly demand smoke-free establishments, then places will open to meet that demand, rendering government-imposed regulation unnecessary.

We believe that people are smart enough to choose for themselves and take responsibility for their actions. Therefore, smoking bans are nothing but ugly paternalism that must be opposed.

Tobacco Taxes

Proposals to spend taxpayers’ money on government projects that small groups of people claim are for the common good should always be examined skeptically. However, even if you think that a particular project meets your standard for a “good use of government power” (whatever that may be), you should still oppose taxes on tobacco that target the small minority of people who are smokers.

As we’ve said before, if politicians cannot convince citizens that taxes to fund their pet projects should be spread broadly across the tax base, they should reevaluate the necessity of the program – not look for a more vulnerable group with which to saddle the burden. Tobacco taxes are nothing more than the bullying of an oppressed minority by well-funded “activists,” and they should always be opposed.

On Tuesday, November 7, go out and vote like your cigar depends on it – It just might!

–Patrick S

I still vividly recall the pleasure of the first Toraño Exodus 1959 Silver Edition I smoked a couple of years ago in the hospitable lounge at Cigar Central in Clearwater, Florida. Since then, I’ve had most, if not all, of the Toraño lines, and the Silver remains my favorite. The latest, smoked on my deck, was every bit as satisfying as the first. Like good music, the Silver repays the careful attention it deserves. But relegate it to the background and you’ll waste the opportunity to enjoy an intricate, subtle performance.

Toraño prides itself on blending diverse tobaccos; the Silver is no exception. While it shares some of its name with the original gold band Exodus, they are very different cigars. My recent Silver Corona Grande (six and 1/8 inches by 46 ring gauge) was a complex smoke, with tastes of pepper and sweetness, coffee and chocolate, that emerge, blend, and fade on the tongue and the finish. The taste of fine tobacco was always present, shifting from dominant to supplemental.

The draw was easy. Smoke was abundant, thick and creamy from the first puff to the last.

The cap was small and I worried about clipping too much with a cutter. So I used a punch, which was no problem. The foot toasted nicely, and the burn was straight and clean throughout the hour or more I smoked the Silver. I can’t recall having had a burn problem with any Toraño I’ve smoked.

Some will be put off by the Silver’s appearance. The Criollo wrapper, a lovely shade of brown, can appear mottled. Fans of a long ash are also likely to be disappointed with the loose, somewhat crumbly and gray one that the Silver produces. These issues matter little to me. My biggest complaint is Toraño’s propensity to use too much glue applying the bands.

On its website, Toraño calls the Silver medium- to full-bodied. But it’s so smooth, I’d be more inclined to rate it mild to medium, while noting that it presents a full flavor profile without any harshness.

I think most buyers will find an individual Silver Exodus reasonably priced at their local shops. A spot check of online dealers shows that a box of 25 Corona Grandes runs from about $85 to $100, plus shipping.

Obviously, I’m a fan. Not everyone is. Better, though, to set aside some time for contentment and sample one of the Silver’s four vitolas yourself. I hope you enjoy the experience. At four out of five stogies, I sure did.

[To read more StogieGuys.com cigar reviews, please click here.]

–George E

Still trying to throw together that last-minute Halloween costume before you head out drinking or (God forbid) harassing your neighbors for candy? Want to be able to smoke a cigar? Well, you’re in luck.

As you can see to the right, being the huge Chicago Bears fan that I am, this weekend I decided to hit the town as a Superfan. It was great because I was able to satisfy my urges for cigars and salted meats while in character.

But I realize not all of you are fans of Da (undefeated) Bears. So we here at StogieGuys.com have come up with a pretty decent list (in no particular order) of great stogie-wielding costume ideas. This is by no means comprehensive, but feel free to leave further suggestions as comments.

1. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Whether you’re going as The Governator or one of his gun-toting movie characters, a big cigar won’t look out of place.

2. Michael Jordan. Now in retirement, the greatest basketball player ever never hits the links without a Macanudo.

3. Groucho Marx. Sure, it’s a little dated, but this American icon loved his stogies.

4. Ulysses S. Grant. Some historians say the super-sized prez smoked around 20 cigars a day. Greatest president ever?

5. Kramer. Just try not to burn down Suzan’s log cabin.

6. Scarface. He was Tony Montana. The world will remember him by another name…

7. Bill Clinton and/or Monica Lewinsky. This costume is great for couples. Just remember that cigars are for smoking.

8. Sigmund Freud. Do you think the cigar-smoking neurologist was into cigars because he was envious of his father’s you-know-what?

9. Jesse Ventura. I’d recommend going as his Blain character from Predator. (Note: Jesse is the second future governor from this cast. Did someone say Carl Weathers in 2006?)

10. Hot cigar girl. Enough said.

11. Winston Churchill. Leading (and smoking) England through World War II, this prime minister is by far the manliest British dude ever. By far.

12. Mark Twain. He made it a rule “never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.”

13. Clint Eastwood. Step one: Grab a six-shooter, a cowboy hat, and a Backwoods cigar. Step two: Go kill some Indians.

14. A dictator. Any Pinko Commie like Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Il, or Che Guevara will do.

15. A cigar store Indian. Watch out for Clint Eastwoods.

–Patrick A

On Saturday, legendary Hall of Fame basketball coach Red Auerbach passed away at 89. Auerbach coached the Boston Celtics to nine NBA Championships before leading them to another seven as an executive with the team:

Arnold “Red” Auerbach, 89, in failing health the last few years, died of a heart attack Saturday in Washington, D.C., which he made his home.

Auerbach was part of the NBA from its inception in 1946. He coached 11 Hall of Famers and set the standard for coaches and personnel directors with his keen eye for talent. He won a record-tying nine titles as coach, including eight in a row from 1958-59 through 1965-66.

“He was always intensely focused on the game, the game, the game and the respect people have to have for the game,” NBA Commissioner David Stern said.

Much to the chagrin of his opponents, Auerbach would always light a “victory cigar” after Celtics wins, sometimes even before the game ended when a Celtics victory was assured. Indeed, he has been described as the inventor of the victory cigar.

Whether or not that’s true, he certainly was the best known proponent of the celebration and a man who would have no use for the smoking bans of today. According to basketball commentator Dick Vitale, Auerbach was once asked what would happen if he tried to light up his trademark smoke in an NBA arena today. Auerbach responded, “Who would try and stop me?”

Describing Auerbach’s tastes in cigars, fellow Celtics coach and cigar smoker Rick Pitino said that Auerbach never had much use for expensive cigars: “He would always smoke the cheapest, foulest-smelling cigars you could buy. I swear, he’d never spend more than three bucks for one.”

For more on Auerbach’s accomplishments, see this timeline of his remarkable life. Also, you can read what fellow Celtics and other NBA legends had to say about his passing in this article.

–Patrick S

In our ongoing effort to make StogieGuys.com as entertaining and reader-friendly as possible, each Friday we’ll post a sampler of quick cigar news and stogie-related snippets to tide you over for the weekend. We call ‘em Friday Samplers. Enjoy.

1) We want to point out a generous offer made in the comments section of Tuesday’s review of the Alonso Menendez Robusto. Paul Arneson, the Mid-Atlantic rep for Brazil Cigars, is offering StogieGuys.com readers a free Alonso Menendez! As long as you live in the Mid-Atlantic region (DC, MD, VA, DE, PA, or WV), you can email Paul for a free stick. What’s the catch? Paul simply asks that, if you like it, please ask your local cigar shop to carry the line. Sounds reasonable to us! Click here for details and Paul’s email address.

2) In yesterday’s news item about the surprising and sad support that Americans have for federal tobacco prohibition, we noted that such a policy would “force smoking into ‘tobacco speakeasies’ and the criminal underworld, like alcohol during prohibition.” In a column today, Ethan Nadelmann, executive director of the group that sponsored the survey, fleshes out what such a prohibition would look like. It isn’t pretty:

Big tobacco wouldn’t disappear; it would just change hands and go underground, discarding its high priced lobbyists in favor of people more skilled in violence and intimidation… “Tobacco-related murders” would increase dramatically as criminal organizations competed with one another for turf and markets, and ordinary crime would skyrocket as millions of tobacco junkies sought ways to feed their costly addiction. Smoking would become an act of youthful rebellion… And just imagine the government’s “war on tobacco”

3) Many people forget that, when it comes to producing top-grade cigar wrappers, US-grown Connecticut Shade tobacco (grown in the Connecticut River Valley) can go toe-to-toe with anything from the great cigar producing countries of Latin America. In this Hartford Courant story, we meet the Brown Family, owners of a 500-acre farm who are struggling to produce tobacco when many other families have sold their farms to developers.

4) Finally, we get word from Cigar Aficionado that Padron is preparing a special line for its 80th Anniversary that includes a six and ¾ inches by 54 ring gauge perfecto, the first Padron perfecto ever. Unfortunately, you’ll have to wait until next year. But, if you’re particularly impatient, you can get your Padron fix from a new eight cigar sampler that includes selections from the 1964 Anniversary and Series 1926 Padron lines. It’s shipping to stores this Month.

–The Stogie Guys

A survey to be released today finds that nearly half of Americans would support a complete federal prohibition on cigarettes. The poll, conducted by Zogby International and commissioned by the Drug Policy Alliance, sampled 1,200 Americans.

According to the survey, 45 percent said “they would support federal legislation making cigarettes illegal in five to ten years.” According to Zogby’s website, such a sample size would generate a margin of error less than +/- 3 percent.

Ethan Nadelmann, executive director of DPA, issued the following statement about the survey’s shocking results:

The number of Americans who support criminalizing cigarette smokers is shocking. The question is not if cigarette smoking is dangerous and leads to premature death – as surely, it is and does. The question is how to best address cigarette smoking as a public health problem. Based on history and current policies, we know that prohibition often leads to devastating consequences.

The full Zogby poll will be available at www.DrugPolicy.org following an 11:30 AM teleconference.

Stogie Guys Analysis

Traditionally, anti-tobacco activists have “justified” restrictions on smoking on the basis of protecting third parties from “second hand smoke,” even if that means misleading the public and exaggerating such harms. In one recent instance, a Minnesota anti-smoking group laughably claimed in a press release that “Just 30 seconds of exposure can make coronary artery function of nonsmokers indistinguishable from smokers.”

Yet this study shows that anti-smoking zealots may be dangerously close to having the public support for their real, though rarely publicly-stated, goal of complete tobacco prohibition. This goal is evident when smoking bans don’t even have exemptions for cigar bars and retailers.

Also, cigar smokers should take little solace in the fact that the survey only specifically mentions “cigarettes.” Because of the massive lobbying power of cigarette companies compared to cigar companies, there should be little doubt that any federal legislation banning cigarettes that could actually pass Congress would also include cigars and pipes, just as local and state level bans have.

Hopefully this study serves as a wake up call for cigar smokers to stand up with cigarette smokers for individual choice and personal responsibility. If not, anti-smoking Nazis could force smoking into “tobacco speakeasies” and the criminal underworld, like alcohol during prohibition.

–Patrick S